Here we go again then -
Back to long ass sleepless nights covered in your own sweat. Kids screaming at the top of their lungs as if it is still the middle of the day until gone 10pm. 100 knocks on the door a day asking if my kids are playing out starting at 8am every single morning. Going out and buying the best mobile cooling fan I can find to keep me feeling moderately sane. Neighbours playing horrible music at ridiculous sounding levels and no matter how high you turn up the tv there's no escaping it still. Not being able to enter a room for hours because your windows are all open and a huge bee/wasp somehow found its way in there and now refuses to leave. Drinking more liquids than your body can physically handle. Dropping all the graphical settings in games because your graphics card is cooking itself slowly and you still wish to game just as much as you did in Winter. Tackling the yearly garden chores only for you to cut through a brand new hedge trimmer wire within the first five minutes of use (actually happened yesterday and is a new record for us) Being forever pestered into doing silly summer only tasks such as water fights, blowing up the outdoor pool that takes six hours to fill, family garden picnics and barbecues you just cannot be arsed with and overall just generally feeling agitated and restless because it's just too damn hot and everyone else is loving it but yo...JUST LEAVE IT OK I WILL DO IT IN A MINUTE I SAID!!!!!
I hate Summer already and it's only been a day or so. What are your summer pet hates? I know I should enjoy it deep down and I'm a complete grumpy git for posting this but hey I'm a heavy rain everyone indoors and cool weather kinda guy.
Her face is tired. Leave her be ffs.