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Re: The PWF Bar - Gaping Void of the Internet - Ménage à Tro

Postby Mantis » Thu May 12, 2016 11:38 pm

We left Glasgow at 3 and I've just got in. Horrendous day.

I was up in one of our top secret offices near Glasgow for a couple of days helping put together some training. Nice city, first time I've ever been to Scotland but didn't really get to see much because of work. Don't really fancy doing that drive again for a while though, it takes 5 hours not including breakdowns.

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Postby Stormbringer » Fri May 13, 2016 6:05 am

Top secret offices in Glasgow?

What shadowy organisation do you work for? Or would you have to kill me if you told me? ¬_¬
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Postby Mantis » Fri May 13, 2016 9:56 am

Just a government department. Any more information and you'd have to be neuralised though.

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Postby Stormbringer » Fri May 13, 2016 10:01 am

Neuralised? Is that like having my nervous system disabled? ¬_¬
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Postby Mantis » Fri May 13, 2016 10:02 am

Not quite.

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Postby Quietman » Fri May 13, 2016 10:06 am

God he looks old.
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Postby Stormbringer » Fri May 13, 2016 10:08 am

Mantis wrote:Not quite.


It's been a long time since I saw MIB; I forgot that device was called the neuralyzer.
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Postby Sly Boots » Fri May 27, 2016 3:51 pm

That moment when you spend half the day setting up a number of work calls for Monday to be really efficient, then when you've filled up that morning are told that it's a Bank Holiday #-o
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Postby Edwin » Sat May 28, 2016 7:40 pm

So I bought a smart phone, having missed the boat by about ten years, and I have one question: How do you stand these fucking things? I was going to make this post on the phone itself but after wrestling with the stupid touchscreen keyboard for an eternity I gave up. I only bought one because everyone I've ever met has spent the best part of a decade staring at the useless rectangles of shit. I can't even add my mum's phone number without accidentally calling her then finding out neither of the buttons on the side end a call, they only lock the phone so I can't stop my mum from finding out how many ways I can say cunt before working out that I have to wave my hands around like I'm using the jedi mind trick to bring up the keypad where the tiny end call "button" is hidden at the bottom requiring me to scroll down (but not too hard because that would open the settings menu, obvious-fucking-ly) and caress it in just the right way that it ends a call without opening the start menu to start the whole needlessly complicated fuck tunnel semaphore all over again.

Pressing the wrong thing is the only easy part of using the pointless plastic penis purse because you need fingers like the five year old chinese slaves that built it. On top of that after a few minutes of prodding the screen gets it so hot and sweaty it feels like I'm finger blasting Cortana. However unlike a real life dick juice masseuse the machine is spent long before I've had any fun so it's lying in a corner recharging it's batteries before I've get to have another go.

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Postby DjchunKfunK » Sun May 29, 2016 4:22 pm

All right grandad.
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Postby katarn » Mon May 30, 2016 8:50 pm

I was clearing space on my SSD earlier, just deleting some old steam files that were leftover, and accidentally SHIFT-deleted the whole steamapps/common folder. :oops:
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I guess I have more than enough room to install Total Warhammer now.

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Postby Eny » Tue May 31, 2016 12:14 pm

#-o
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Postby Snowy » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:44 am

Edwin wrote:So I bought a smart phone, having missed the boat by about ten years, and I have one question: How do you stand these fucking things? I was going to make this post on the phone itself but after wrestling with the stupid touchscreen keyboard for an eternity I gave up. I only bought one because everyone I've ever met has spent the best part of a decade staring at the useless rectangles of shit. I can't even add my mum's phone number without accidentally calling her then finding out neither of the buttons on the side end a call, they only lock the phone so I can't stop my mum from finding out how many ways I can say cunt before working out that I have to wave my hands around like I'm using the jedi mind trick to bring up the keypad where the tiny end call "button" is hidden at the bottom requiring me to scroll down (but not too hard because that would open the settings menu, obvious-fucking-ly) and caress it in just the right way that it ends a call without opening the start menu to start the whole needlessly complicated fuck tunnel semaphore all over again.

Pressing the wrong thing is the only easy part of using the pointless plastic penis purse because you need fingers like the five year old chinese slaves that built it. On top of that after a few minutes of prodding the screen gets it so hot and sweaty it feels like I'm finger blasting Cortana. However unlike a real life dick juice masseuse the machine is spent long before I've had any fun so it's lying in a corner recharging it's batteries before I've get to have another go.

Fuck everything, give me back my buttons.


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Postby Quietman » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:49 am

Next he'll be wondering how that Total War 3D trailer works ;)
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Postby Eny » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:00 pm

Nah, he got Silver-surfing-forU in to help....
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