Amusing News Stories #3

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:44 am

That's a bit harsh. I think it's more meant to be a sultry maiden kind of thing, but I see what you mean.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Jez » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:52 am

:lol:

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Edwin » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:41 pm

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Rossell » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:50 pm

Fs Edwin, I hate having a photographic mind :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Edwin » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:42 pm

The Met Office has issued a Yellow Snow warning.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Raid » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:59 pm

I've seen that joke a lot this week. I don't understand why it's suddenly funny; the Met Office have been issuing yellow snow warnings for years.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Jez » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:13 pm

Sorry to be pissed but is it because it looks like the HL symbol?

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:06 pm

That was my first thought as well. :lol:

Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Dr@gon-UK » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:13 pm

Medicine Man wrote:That was my first thought as well. :lol:

Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!


I thought it was the UK freezing over, not Hell. :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Tichinde » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:42 pm

eVoL wrote:Tichinde - Like the technical version of (a slightly geekier) the fonz.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:55 pm

Seen that on twitter and thought it was a retweet of an old April Fools joke. Folks really are molly cuddled nowadays :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Raid » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:57 pm

I don't like to mock people's issues especially when it's clearly a problem of lack of education, but my god the lack of common sense behind that is staggering, so much so that I'm not sure I actually believe it.

I suppose the hundreds of years of constant food poisoning of every single person who ever handled raw meat is sufficient reason to be scared of touching the stuff. It's sad that most children grew up with largely absent parents because they were constantly in bed with salmonella poisoning, but there simply isn't a way of safely dealing with the stuff. There just isn't any evidence that it's in any way safe, and no reason to do any research.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:14 pm

Oh ma god I touched raw chicken as recently as last night. With my bare hands too!!!!

I'm not sure I'm going to make it through the night, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

With a little luck and your help I might just make it to see my family again.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby PaladinAl » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:18 pm

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It's almost like you fell for the clickbait :lol:

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