Amusing News Stories #3

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Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Prey » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:18 pm

“A 26-year-old male wanted for recall to prison wrote on GMP’s Facebook page saying he knows he is wanted and the challenge is to catch him. We rose to the challenge, did a few enquiries, arrested a short time later & sent straight to prison on remand!#don’tchallengeuswewillwin.”


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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:51 pm

Fucking hell, learn how to spell you moron while you're inside at the same time.

Now awaiting someone to pick up on my grammar... Eny? :P
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:19 am

It's spelt moran, moran. :P

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:22 am

:lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Judge Rabbi » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:32 pm

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:58 pm

Really nice of them to stop and help :)
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Dr@gon-UK » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:47 pm

Teenager slips into coma after his friend squeezed his testicles


A 17-year-old Dublin-based male has landed himself in a coma after his friend 'jokingly' squeezed his testicles, leading the teenager to suffer a heart attack at such a young age from teh sheer shock.

Dr. Irwin Goldstein, Urologist and Director of San Diego's Sexual Medicine said that it's definitely possible to suffer a heart attack from such a thing, as the trauma can release massive amounts of adrenaline. He said: "Yes, the testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs. Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees. A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing".

A source close to the family has said that the attack wasn't intended to cause harm, and that it was just a joke: "A school teacher and one of the youths performed CPR at the scene before the emergency services came which could have saved the teen's life".


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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:54 pm

Just how hard a grope did the friend go for :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Edwin » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:27 pm

Finland produces the worlds first homoerotic stamps
http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/15/homoeroti ... s-4699586/

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:54 pm

Bah where's the rest of the gang, I see no Indian/construction worker/Biker/cowboy and Army dude!
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Eny » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:46 am

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:10 pm

That's a belter of a nipple in that first one.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Bev » Mon May 05, 2014 12:19 pm

Someone steals monkeys from Blackpool zoo, dumps them in my town.

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yor ... nd-7070501
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Scrappy » Mon May 05, 2014 12:39 pm

Huh. Read about those monkeys the other night. Last place I expected them to turn up tbh. Huddersfield area is a strange place.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Bev » Mon May 05, 2014 12:44 pm

All roads lead to Brighouse.
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