Amusing News Stories #3

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Jez » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:27 pm

Could be the husband I reckon with Pokemon dressing fetish.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:12 am

I suspect a lot of vodka was involved too to get his way :P
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:55 am

An employee of a McDonald’s restaurant in Canada was accused of stealing more than 80 lbs of chicken Mcnuggets from his employer, allegedly hiding them in his rectum to smuggle them out of his workplace.

31-year old Andy Brown was arrested this morning by the Ottawa Police, after a cavity search revealed four condoms filled with frozen chicken nuggets hidden in his rectum.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonal ... al-cavity/


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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby eVoL » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:26 am

Food made of rectums stored in rectums. Same great taste!
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Eny » Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:25 pm

Frozen? :shock:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:04 pm

Working beside them deep fat fryers he was just glad for the cooling effect :mrgreen:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Vykromod » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:01 pm

So this thread is for blatant fakes now?
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:32 pm

Didn't know it was fake when I was linked it :)
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Animalmother » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:06 pm

Man bitten on knob by spider.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

Twice, in the same spot, within 5 months... :-s

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:34 pm

Oh I thought it was going to be the horrible painful erection penis type spiders that was in the news recently.

Same place, is he teasing them with his dick :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Vykromod » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:49 pm

Lee wrote:Didn't know it was fake when I was linked it :)


...how is that even possible? Did you see the story elsewhere and copy the URL without looking at the site or something?
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:07 pm

A friend linked me it, I read it had a laugh at it and linked it here. No I didn't go hunting around for other news sites for it either.

If it was the onion or something I would have clicked straight away but seeing how foreign news sites aren't my thing well yea :P
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Vykromod » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:13 pm

Ah. I can understand that, then. I've been caught by these things before and not heard of this one. One look at the other headlines on the site should set alarm bells going, though.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Achtung Englander » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:25 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 55471.html

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