Amusing News Stories #3

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Postby Lee » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:57 pm

SEXIST PIG!!!

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A motorist allegedly clocked travelling at 89mph in a DeLorean on the A12 has denied he was trying to time travel.

Entrepreneur Nigel Mills had been accused of speeding in the car, made famous as being able to time travel in 1980s film trilogy Back to the Future once 88mph is reached.

But his drive to work on November 15 last year resulted in nothing more remarkable than a summons to Chelmsford Magistrates' Court for allegedly breaking the speed limit.

The 55-year-old denied the charge back in June and it was postponed because both officers were on annual leave.

But the trial was thrown out of court on Wednesday last week (September 7) with prosecutor Ann Abel offering no evidence because they were again away.


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Postby Achtung Englander » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:02 pm

Did he travel back in time and got rid of them ?
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Postby Lee » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:52 pm

Nah just needed the police to practice their standard capabilities :P
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:02 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-37695164

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I reckon the staff where pissing themselves while they followed him :lol:
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Postby Edwin » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:13 pm

He lead them up a blind alley before making his escape.
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Postby Jez » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:55 pm

Yes.

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Postby Wrathbone » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:23 pm

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/world ... &smtyp=cur

2016: Among other events, Steven Seagal ate Bono, stole his glasses and became a Russian citizen.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:08 pm

:lol:

He's certainly changed from his hay days :shock:
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Postby Jez » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:44 pm

He's a chunky monkey alright.

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Postby PaladinAl » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:42 pm

It's all that time working in Navy catering I reckon.
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Postby Lee » Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:23 pm

Microwaving his food and other stuff :P
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Postby Marty Fuffkin » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:29 am

Wrathbone wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/world/europe/steven-seagal-russian-passport-putin.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

2016: Among other events, Steven Seagal ate Bono, stole his glasses and became a Russian citizen.


Might not actually be a bad idea considering how close we are to WW3 and Trump's shenanigans.

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Postby Quietman » Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:54 am

IMO :P :wink: :P :wink: :P :wink:
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Postby Raid » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:54 am

"We're going to allow rape but you'll be arrested for it."

So they're not allowing rape then.

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