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Amusing News Stories #3
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Medicine Man - Posts: 10309
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Medicine Man » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:44 am
That's a bit harsh. I think it's more meant to be a sultry maiden kind of thing, but I see what you mean.
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Edwin - the cunt
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Edwin » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:41 pm
Animalmother wrote:Soooo, does he hose it out after each use?
Only once she's full and it leaks out her ears.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Rossell » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:50 pm
Fs Edwin, I hate having a photographic mind 
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Edwin » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:42 pm
The Met Office has issued a Yellow Snow warning.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Raid » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:59 pm
I've seen that joke a lot this week. I don't understand why it's suddenly funny; the Met Office have been issuing yellow snow warnings for years.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Jez » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:13 pm
Sorry to be pissed but is it because it looks like the HL symbol?
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Medicine Man - Posts: 10309
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Medicine Man » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:06 pm
That was my first thought as well.
Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!
Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Dr@gon-UK » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:13 pm
Medicine Man wrote:That was my first thought as well.
Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!
I thought it was the UK freezing over, not Hell.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Tichinde » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:42 pm
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Heeeeeeeey
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Lee » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:55 pm
Seen that on twitter and thought it was a retweet of an old April Fools joke. Folks really are molly cuddled nowadays
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Raid » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:57 pm
I don't like to mock people's issues especially when it's clearly a problem of lack of education, but my god the lack of common sense behind that is staggering, so much so that I'm not sure I actually believe it.
I suppose the hundreds of years of constant food poisoning of every single person who ever handled raw meat is sufficient reason to be scared of touching the stuff. It's sad that most children grew up with largely absent parents because they were constantly in bed with salmonella poisoning, but there simply isn't a way of safely dealing with the stuff. There just isn't any evidence that it's in any way safe, and no reason to do any research.
I suppose the hundreds of years of constant food poisoning of every single person who ever handled raw meat is sufficient reason to be scared of touching the stuff. It's sad that most children grew up with largely absent parents because they were constantly in bed with salmonella poisoning, but there simply isn't a way of safely dealing with the stuff. There just isn't any evidence that it's in any way safe, and no reason to do any research.
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Medicine Man - Posts: 10309
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by Medicine Man » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:14 pm
Oh ma god I touched raw chicken as recently as last night. With my bare hands too!!!!
I'm not sure I'm going to make it through the night, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
With a little luck and your help I might just make it to see my family again.
I'm not sure I'm going to make it through the night, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
With a little luck and your help I might just make it to see my family again.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3
by PaladinAl » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:18 pm
It's almost like you fell for the clickbait
Medicine Man wrote:Oh ma god I touched raw chicken as recently as last night. With my bare hands too!!!!
Get some latex gloves you cheapskate.
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