Amusing News Stories #3

[Medicine Man]

That's a bit harsh. I think it's more meant to be a sultry maiden kind of thing, but I see what you mean.

[Jez]

[Edwin]

Soooo, does he hose it out after each use?

Only once she's full and it leaks out her ears.

[Rossell]

Fs Edwin, I hate having a photographic mind

[Lee]

[Edwin]

The Met Office has issued a Yellow Snow warning.

[Raid]

I've seen that joke a lot this week. I don't understand why it's suddenly funny; the Met Office have been issuing yellow snow warnings for years.

[Jez]

Sorry to be pissed but is it because it looks like the HL symbol?

[Medicine Man]

That was my first thought as well.

Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!

[Dr@gon-UK]

That was my first thought as well.

Fuck you all, we get HL3 before the lot of you!

I thought it was the UK freezing over, not Hell.

[Tichinde]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/sainsbury ... t-7470648/

Get a fucking grip.

[Lee]

Seen that on twitter and thought it was a retweet of an old April Fools joke. Folks really are molly cuddled nowadays

[Raid]

I don't like to mock people's issues especially when it's clearly a problem of lack of education, but my god the lack of common sense behind that is staggering, so much so that I'm not sure I actually believe it.

I suppose the hundreds of years of constant food poisoning of every single person who ever handled raw meat is sufficient reason to be scared of touching the stuff. It's sad that most children grew up with largely absent parents because they were constantly in bed with salmonella poisoning, but there simply isn't a way of safely dealing with the stuff. There just isn't any evidence that it's in any way safe, and no reason to do any research.

[Medicine Man]

Oh ma god I touched raw chicken as recently as last night. With my bare hands too!!!!

I'm not sure I'm going to make it through the night, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

With a little luck and your help I might just make it to see my family again.

[PaladinAl]

It's almost like you fell for the clickbait

Oh ma god I touched raw chicken as recently as last night. With my bare hands too!!!!

Get some latex gloves you cheapskate.