Amusing News Stories #3

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Mantis » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:58 am

Raid wrote:As a passenger on an aircraft, how is it I can see the curvature of the earth?
YOU CAN'T.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are we sure they're not just trolling everyone with this whole thing?

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Raid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:04 pm

No, it's a huge conspiracy on behalf of Flat Earthers to devalue Big Science WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Every fibre of my being tells me that people can't be this stupid, but then look at Brexit and Trump.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Wrathbone » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:06 pm

Flat earthers are amazing.

Why doesn't gravity pull the earth into a spherical shape?
The earth isn't pulled into a sphere because the force known as gravity exists in a greatly diminished form compared to what is commonly taught. The earth is constantly accelerating up at a rate of 32 feet per second squared (or 9.8 meters per second squared). This constant acceleration causes what you think of as gravity. Imagine sitting in a car that never stops speeding up. You will be forever pushed into your seat. The earth works much the same way. It is constantly accelerating upwards being pushed by a universal accelerator (UA) known as dark energy or aetheric wind.


By that logic (assuming my maths is more or less correct), then after a year (from standstill) the Earth would be going faster than the speed of light. But I guess trivialities like limitations of physics aren't much of a concern when you're trying to demonstrate how the Earth is flat. :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Medicine Man » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:23 pm

Aetheric wind. :lol:

I think I suffer from that after too many Brussel's sprouts at Christmas.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Wrathbone » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:29 pm

Ohhh wait, I missed the follow up question!

Objects cannot exceed the speed of light. Doesn't this mean that the Earth can't accelerate forever?
Due to special relativity, this is not the case. At this point, many readers will question the validity of any answer which uses advanced, intimidating-sounding physics terms to explain a position. However, it is true. The relevant equation is v/c = tanh (at/c). One will find that in this equation, tanh(at/c) can never exceed or equal 1. This means that velocity can never reach the speed of light, regardless of how long one accelerates for and the rate of the acceleration.


I stand corrected. The Earth must be flat.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Raid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:34 pm

At this point, many readers will question the validity of any answer which uses advanced, intimidating-sounding physics terms to explain a position.
WE'RE TOO STUPID, NYUUUUUR.

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Eny » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:35 am

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Lee » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:00 pm

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailan ... villagers/

27-year old David Smith and two of his friends were enjoying the first day of a two-week vacation in Thailand and had decided to spend some time at the beach.

Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.

He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.

More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.

They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Rossell » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:14 pm

Technically a news story:

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Animalmother » Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:23 am

France? :lol:

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Animalmother » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:01 pm

Not exactly an amusing story. An incoming ballistic missile threat warning accidentally triggered in Hawaii causes understandable panic.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42680070

That would be terrifying :shock:

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Rossell » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:05 pm

Animalmother wrote:France? :lol:


Australia.

And I agree with the missile. Reminds me of the story of a radio station in the 70s:

https://seanmunger.com/2014/02/20/we-in ... m-of-1971/

On the brighter side though I saw a tweet earlier from someone who said that people ran out the breakfast bar screaming but at least the queue at the buffet was shorter and stocked up on food :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Edwin » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:57 pm

Scotland's first sex doll brothel shuts down after upsetting the neighbours
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/loca ... l-12025752
A Hamilton man has shut down a controversial ‘sex doll brothel’ after upsetting the neighbours.

Steven Crawford hit the headlines when the Sunday Mail revealed he was offering romps with a lifelike latex model called Faith – for £60 an hour.

However, he said that he might now rent out the sex doll rather than let people pay for time with it in his home.

He said: “Unfortunately I have upset a few neighbours, but they’ll notice I don’t have any visitors and I never really intended to.

“I would still hire out the doll at an agreed meeting point. Whatever they are comfortable with.


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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Animalmother » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:06 pm

Soooo, does he hose it out after each use?

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Re: Amusing News Stories #3

Postby Jez » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:07 pm

Urrghh fuckin goblins.

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