Settle A Family Argument

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Medicine Man » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:09 pm

Rather than start a new thread every time the missus and I get into some kind of strange debate I thought I'd just re-purpose this one.

The topic of conversation today is do you think its possible to hit the ceiling with your ejaculate whilst lying flat on the bed?

For reference the distance is 2 meters and the average male ejaculation is approximately 28mph afaik. I can't really be bother to do the sums, but is it possible? Do you think you could do it? Would you want to do it and why? I personally don't believe its possible, but the wife seems to think so if, and I quote, "it is watery enough".

She declined to participate in the experiment this morning as well. How the hell are we meant to solve this quandary if she won't put in the elbow grease required?!

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Bev » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:24 pm

Reckon if you were wearing a cockring or similar, there'd be an increase in pressure, and a resultant increase in muzzle velocity.
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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby JohnyHumf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:54 pm

I'd say it was possible, but really really difficult to do. I remember a few years back with an old girlfriend we were doing it doggy and when I came it kinda just disappeared instead of going onto her back, wasn't until I turned the light on I saw it slithering down from halfway up the wall.

So aye, given the right conditions I'd say you could.

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Bev » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:57 pm

You could cheat and do it on the upper deck of a bunk bed.
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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Lee » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:20 pm

JohnyHumf wrote:I'd say it was possible, but really really difficult to do. I remember a few years back with an old girlfriend we were doing it doggy and when I came it kinda just disappeared instead of going onto her back, wasn't until I turned the light on I saw it slithering down from halfway up the wall.

So aye, given the right conditions I'd say you could.



You didn't pull out in time and spat on the wall to hide it :P
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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Medicine Man » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:37 pm

This is all well and good folks, but I want to see some mathematical proof. The wife cant be right, not on my watch.

I can work out how quickly it would hit the ceiling, but that's not adjusting for wind resistance/drag or anything, not even our old friend gravity.

It can't be possible and I'm talking shooting unaided, no cock rings, jubilee clips etc.

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Marty Fuffkin » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:20 pm

Surely the force needed to project gloop that distance would send a nasty recoil to the test-icles?

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Scrappy » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:31 pm

I've had enough internet for today.

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Medicine Man » Mon May 12, 2014 10:25 pm

Not so much an argument today more a query. After intense debate myself and the missus have ascertained that a 'diddy ride' is a Scottish thing, but does it have any meaning to you Anglo chaps? And if not what do you call it?

Surely such a glorious turn of phrase transcends geographical borders.

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Edwin » Mon May 12, 2014 10:28 pm

Given the rest of this thread, I assume its a euphemism for a quickie.
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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Mantis » Mon May 12, 2014 10:44 pm

Or the general feeling most women who sleep with Gibby go away with.

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Adalaar » Mon May 12, 2014 10:49 pm

Mantis wrote:Or the general feeling most women who sleep with Gibby go away with.


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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Gibby » Tue May 13, 2014 11:53 am

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby JohnyHumf » Tue May 13, 2014 9:39 pm

Medicine Man wrote:Not so much an argument today more a query. After intense debate myself and the missus have ascertained that a 'diddy ride' is a Scottish thing, but does it have any meaning to you Anglo chaps? And if not what do you call it?


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It's called a tit wank or tit fuck. =P~

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Re: Settle A Family Argument

Postby Medicine Man » Wed May 14, 2014 9:49 am

Good old Rab McGlinchy. :D

So it is. It's obvious now that i think about it. Thanks Johny.

Just while I'm at it. Sex with dead people. Is that OK with you?

Wait before you judge we're aware of the ethical and moral issues, it's more a consent thing. The wife seems to think that as they're dead there's no need for consent whereas I laughed my ass off and told her to go to sleep and if I die in the night not to shag me before calling it in.

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