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Captured and rescued!

Postby Jez » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:35 pm

Saw this fun little question posted on frontier forums though id see what you lot say.

You've been abducted by the characters from the last film you watched.
The people in the last TV Episode you watched are going to mount a rescue mission.

So: Who’s abducted you, who’s going to try to rescue you, and how do you rate your chances?

For me:

Captured by a concientious objector who served in US army in ww2, going to be rescued by "the punisher" =D>

I rate chances highly :lol:

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Sly Boots » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:46 pm

I've been abducted by a pair of elderly escaped mental patients (The Visit), and I'm going to be rescued by William Shakespeare (Upstart Crow).

I... do not rate my chances :(
My face is tired.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby katarn » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:52 pm

I've been abducted by Arius, Bennett and Cooke:
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And Gary Lineker, Danny Murphy & Alan Shearer are attempting the rescue effort:
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I'm fucked.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Medicine Man » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:19 pm

Abducted by...

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Saved by...

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Chances? I think I'd be better off managing my capture and escape on my own tbh. Incompetency ahoy! :lol:

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Jez » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:20 pm

:lol:

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Sly Boots » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:30 pm

katarn wrote:I've been abducted by Arius, Bennett and Cooke:
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And Gary Lineker, Danny Murphy & Alan Shearer are attempting the rescue effort:
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I'm fucked.


:lol:
My face is tired.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Raid » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:41 pm

I have been abducted by...
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A group of penniless hipsters, some of whom are in a band.

I will be saved by...
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A group of extremely capable and intelligent military officers, piloting a space warship, armed with particle weapons.

I think I'm going to be fine.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Jez » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:50 pm

They are screwed. Worf and odo gonna bring the gimp suit

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Rusty » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:02 pm

Wowsers, last film = Commando (god it's worse than I remember in every fantastic way) so yeah, Bennett (the fat fighter) will be the baddie
Last TV -- god must be days ago... Oh my god, It was the Apprentice. Proper fucked in every way and I'll lose money.

I'm fired!

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby elgaucho » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:17 pm

Depending on interpretation, i'd have no chance at all.

But as the wording isn't specific, i'm going to say i was captured by Porgs.

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The Knights Templar from 1200AD are going to rescue me.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4555364/

If I'm on earth, i rate my chances as high.

If not i'm... gonna have sore ears for a long time?
Fire! Fire! Fiiiiiiiire!
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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Edwin » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:27 pm

Captured by
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Rescued by
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My rescue attempt will be short.
second_base wrote:You need to fuck off now...like right now dude.

Parv wrote:Edwin has been my least favourite forumite for a long time now.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Raid » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:28 pm

Edwin wrote:My rescue attempt will be short.

And incredibly sarcastic.

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Animalmother » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:29 pm

Captured by...

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(Thor: Ragnarok)

Rescued by...

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(Future Man)

I'm strangely cool with being kidnapped

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Jez » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:16 pm

Yeah she looks the gentle type awright :lol:

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Re: Captured and rescued!

Postby Eny » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:58 am

Kidnapped by:

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Rescuers:

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