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Bev
 
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Postby Bev » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:20 pm

Bob Arctor wrote:
Me wrote:A man with thin toilet paper.


Maybe on the last roll, only 1 sheet per wipe?


Our current supply is unperforated. Every wipe is one sheet!




It infuriates me.
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Postby TKoN » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:21 am

Springchicken wrote:Man's got a point. Usually my arse is in the way.


When your just standing up is when your most vulnerable, there's clear space and your mind is shall we say elsewhere, you have to store said magazine or phone somewhere and if it's in a precarious position then you just know it's going in there!

Perhaps that's Steve Jobs big announcement at the next Mac conference:
iToilet

Comes in plain white, has an inbuilt iPhone holder for all your toilet/internet needs, has easily recognisable accessories that come in white - toilet paper and bog brush.
You can just see the speech now
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Postby Plant » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:37 am

Why would you be reading a magazine when standing up to use the toilet anyway?

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Postby Snowy » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:00 pm

A lengthy session while trying to pass a kidney stone?
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Postby TKoN » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:11 pm

Plant wrote:Why would you be reading a magazine when standing up to use the toilet anyway?


Re-read it I said when your just standing up.

I, like most people I would presume, stand up to wipe my arse after having gone to the toilet.

There's pedantic and there's just not reading properly!

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Postby The Snot Goblin » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:13 pm

TKoN wrote:I, like most people I would presume, stand up to wipe my arse after having gone to the toilet.


That's gone to the polls more than once and I seem to recall the majority stayed seated (It was a close race though).
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Postby Liam » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:17 pm

wtf stand up lol etc

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Postby Bev » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:16 pm

FREAKS
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Postby Plant » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:21 pm

So you not only stand up whilst wiping your arse but you read while you're doing it? Weirdo.

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Postby Bob Arctor » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:26 pm

I am a convert to the sitting. It's better.
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Postby Gibby » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:31 pm

I stand. One can be more thorough that way.

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