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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Achtung Englander » Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:17 am

I felt embarrassed watching the viral video of the mime car crash and I was in my living room in front of the telly :shock:

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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby eVoL » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:48 am

Sly Boots wrote:"Gillet"... FFS :lol:

And why didn't they just google it if they weren't sure?!

It doesnt seem like they're allowed to.
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Rusty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:26 am

What is the criteria for appearing on the show? Some of the presenting skills of these people are on a par with me and I'm an awkwardly shy nerd who struggles with public speaking. But yet I can avoid the accidental application of appearing on the show. How did they get in? Do the production staff think someone is entertaining and then help them write a business plan (in crayon)?

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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Quietman » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:42 am

Having a good business plan and being good at presenting are mutually exclusive skill sets :P

and like eVoL said, I don't think they're allowed to Google things, otherwise it would be too easy. Especially with next weeks task!
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Rusty » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:44 am

It does look like they only have the show's mobiles (non of their own) and no access to PCs.

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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Snowy » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:28 am

Dismal episode.

However, on the "Next week on The Apprentice" clip, did anyone else look at the absolute cockwomble in what looked like a tobacconists and bellow "what the ungodly fuck" at the screen?

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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Quietman » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:33 am

In fairness it was, like, 3am, so maybe he just grabbed whatever was near the door? :P
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby DjchunKfunK » Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:23 am

I think this year has finally broken me, I find myself struggling to garner any enthusiasm for this series. All the candidates seem a bit crap and not really in a funny way.
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Sly Boots » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:16 pm

Not an awful lot to comment on tonight, though Rebecca's trip to Southall for soap/soup and a tagine/tahini was a bit of a doozy.
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Postby Wrathbone » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:11 am

I'm... I'm starting to like Karthik. Once you get past the cartoonish arrogance and self-absorption, he comes across as one of the nicer candidates. If he gets as far as the interviews I fully expect him to be annihilated, though.
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Sly Boots » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:49 am

He's a character, which this series is otherwise lacking in, and while he's arrogant, he's also pretty eccentric and entertaining. He must still be a nightmare to work with, but I did have a lol moment last week when they were talking through who should do the pitch, and he's saying "X has good presenting skills, Y knows a lot about the product, as do I, and... erm..."

Alana: "What was that about? You couldn't think of anything to say about me?"

Karthick: "No! It wasn't that, I just couldn't remember your name..."

Feel the burn :lol:
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Sly Boots » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:42 pm

£188??!!!

:lol:

I hope Karthick survives this as he's good telly, but I fear he's toast after this.
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Sly Boots » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:49 pm

Noooooo...

But, yeah, good call :lol:
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Eny » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:51 pm

Oooooh... you sank that one Karthik!
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Re: The Apprentice 2016 - P50 Onwards

Postby Quietman » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:28 pm

Apart from the shocking high end "fact finding" the winning team were head and shoulders over the others. I'm surprised there wasn't more information on why the Jet Skis fell through though, and it did make me laugh when Dylan basically pulled himself and Alannah back into the boardroom.
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