Fantasy Football 17/18

[DjchunKfunK]

I've grown tired of the constant gimmicks they keep adding to this which have introduced a larger element of luck. So I doubt I will be playing this year.

[Sly Boots]

Arsene?

[Wrathbone]

Team entered, Ponte FC. I assume all of my players still play football, but I wouldn't know.

[Sly Boots]

Huzzah!

FYI, just so you know, didn't know your name irl then so wasn't sure who that was... but you were my bloody (midtable, never in the running) nemesis last season. Oh the times I shook my fists at the sky seeing you rack up another big score as I was trying to climb the table after my dismal start

[Wrathbone]

Really?! I thought I was doing terrible for most of the year.

I enter the same team in a work league as well - didn't pay enough attention to it last year but the year before I put some effort in and was briefly at the top (out of 25 people). Then ended about 11th.

[Sly Boots]

I had a really bad first few weeks, at one point was prepared to just go full Red Wedding on my team. Clawed my way back into it a bit after that, but that bloody Ponte FC was always there, just doing a little bit better each week

[Quietman]

Isn't this sort of shite supposed to go in the sport folder so I can ignore it?

[Sly Boots]

As I said on the last page, it will, in a couple of weeks once the season's started. I was hoping to attract a bit more traffic this way, and Dj's disdain, naturally.

[Sly Boots]

One week to go until the big kick-off. Time to get those teams in, guys.

Guys?

[DjchunKfunK]

Sorry mate I just have no desire to take part this year.

[Sly Boots]

Got the message already, mate.

[Sly Boots]

Welp, that's me fucked once again on matchday 1.

Thanks for playing folks, see you next year

[Wrathbone]

No kidding, five of my players are now red with either suspensions or serious injuries.