The only one with a respectable average is Bell. By contrast despite their collapses the Aussie batsman actually have a better average:
Anyone who was predicting we were going to walk this series should seriously have their head examined. We got away with it in the summer, but the margin for error is much less when on tour. Our current runs per wicket stands at 32.28. Our lowest since 2011. The only plus point is that we have lost the opening match of the last 5 overseas tours, but have often improved from there.
I love this quote from Boycott.
"England have an 82-page booklet on what to eat, but one guy comes in and bowls at 90mph and they can't handle it.