Can you learn to be the perfect footballer?

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Can you learn to be the perfect footballer?

Postby Feet » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:47 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7735859.stm

Strange experiment. Could it work?
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Postby XYZIA » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:05 pm

There must be somebody better than van Persie at "turning".

And ronaldo at heading, that's a bit wierd.
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Postby Me » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:23 pm

Yeah, I wouldn't have Ronaldo for heading either, and there's players quicker off the mark than Torres.

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Postby RCHD » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:31 pm

I disagree with many of those. And how to you clone Berbatov's brain?

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Postby Tommy » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:15 pm

They obviously want the experiment to work, so they don't pick the best, then claim it worked.

Of course, it's total shit, and will never work.

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Postby DjchunKfunK » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:31 pm

Isn't it players who are playing now though. I think you would be hard pressed to find someone who can head and leap as well as Ronaldo.
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Postby :Dan » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:35 pm

Berbatov's brain, eh? As far as I can see he just stands there and pokes in...*


*Nah, he's so good he looks lazy.

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Postby RCHD » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:37 pm

I bet you could. Obafemi Martins has the best leap in the game that I've seen, not the best header though. That could be found elsewhere though.

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Postby Captain Bassoon » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:08 am

Sherringham's brain tbqfh.
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Postby Dr. Football » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:16 am

But Bassoon, he went out with this despicable human being:

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Postby Feet » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:01 am

Nice tits though.
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Postby Dr. Football » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:05 am

Racist tits, tbh. Still nice, but racist. Like sleeping with Eva Braun or something.

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Postby Captain Bassoon » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:05 am

At least she's not foreign though.
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