Sniper Elite V3 Announced

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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Lee » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:10 pm

From what I have seen on tv and internet the testicles are exactly that. Even in eduactional sites or medical sites the diagrams are drawn exactly the same way

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When they're popped out onto a table after removal you tend to just see the bulbous part than even tubes that connect them.

Unless you're meaning the old "one hangs lower than the other" or that the one that is lower is smaller :P
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Subway Diet » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:07 pm

Don't you worry about that, I'm up on my medical anatomy. ;)
What I'm more concerned about how they're being depicted as just floating there, inches apart from each other. And that's not mentioning that they're shown way too high up on the body.

What's the deal? Did German soldiers practice scrotum stretching, then shuffle a ball down each trouser leg?
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Lee » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:14 am

Well it be to easy to get both with one shot if they did it more life like! Think of fun of making sure the ole hun has 2 less balls than Hitler :lol:
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Edwin » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:38 am

I never played the Kill Hitler DLC, does he have one ball?
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Sly Boots » Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:42 am

Edwin wrote:I never played the Kill Hitler DLC, does he have one ball?


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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Snowy » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:52 pm

7000 Sniper Elite 3 keys revoked by Rebellion after it transpires that they have been stolen. Mind where you buy yours from ;)
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Lee » Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:31 pm

How the frig do you have that many stolen cd keys without anyone noticing it? The list of places they said is "legitimate" also seems to be the ones asking £40 as well when usually they have better deals than steam... bit fishy if you ask me.
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Snowy » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:57 am

I guess you only need a spreadsheet with them listed on it.

I saw that GMG were saying none of theirs were affected, however the Steam forums say otherwise. My surmise is that someone filched a copy of a load of legitimate keys (some destined for GMG) and sold them on, so irrespective of whether the 'right' customer activated the key rather than the buyer of the stolen version, all 7000 lose out at least in the short term.
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Snowy » Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:18 pm

Well caution be damned, picked it up for the princely sum of £19.

I really enjoyed the second one (never played the first) and this is more of the same (following the 1st mission completed anyhow - apparently they get more open and sandboxy with each passing mission which is a big plus). Difficulty is nicely customisable, so while I am not stupid enough to go for the no-saves-allowed uber hardcore, I can still ramp up the enemy difficulty, remove all the aids, and use realistic bullet dynamics making it still fucking challenging.
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby gpa-gone-west » Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:01 pm

Is this any good? Its only £7.99 on steam at the mo? and what is coop like?
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Re: Sniper Elite V3 Announced

Postby Snowy » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:16 pm

If you haven't played one before then I would say it is worth picking up for that price.

The maps are all quite stylised with multiple routes available, not big enough to be sandboxes but sufficiently large to enable you to plan your attack. Whack the death-cam incidence up to maximum, there is something mesmerising in watching your carefully aimed bullet wing it's way to, and through, the evil Nazi scourge :twisted:
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